Kerrang review January 1996 Kerrang review for Leeds, England printed January 25th 1996 [Submitted by Steve Witty] STONED (The Crowes Send Leeds To Sleep) THE BLACK CROWES/PATTI ROTHBERG Town And Country Club/Leeds/Tuesday January 14 Verdict: 3/5 Imagine a cross between Edie Brickell (remember her?) and Sheryl Crow,with all the big stadium rock tendencies surgically removed.That's Patti Rothberg,that is.A slight,winsome,but deceptively barbed songwriter with a white-hot touring band,a pair of bondage pants and a gorgeous album in the shops called 'Between The 1 And 9'.Not very Kerrang!,but nice all the same. Mood.Vibe.Ambience.Whatever you call it,The Black Crowes thrive on it.Tonight,there are thickly piled rugs on the floor,the stage is decked out in sumptuous red and gold,and candles and incense burn all along the backline.God only knows what's in the two golden pots hanging smoking from the ceiling. Seeing The Black Crowes live is like being battered gently with a velvet cosh.There's nothing to jar the senss,and nothing is hurried.They play what they want,when they want,with the running order seemingly decided on the spot in the little conferences between the Robinson brothers.There's nothing so gauche as crowd pleasing anthems,no concessions to familiarity - and,really,who gives a f**k if no one buys our new album? 'Our new album' is,of course,'Three Snakes AndOne Charm',and tonight The Black Crowes play practically none of it.Actually,that's a lie.They do run out 'Evil Eye'.'Better when you're Not Alone'and 'Let Me Share The Ride'.But there's no 'Under A Mountain',no 'Good Friday' and,unforgivably,no 'Nebakenezer'. More worryingly,there's also no 'Jealous Again' and no 'Hard To Handle'.Instead we get a load of stuff that nobody's heard before,a Gram Parsons cover and a rummage around the dark recesses of their previous album's second sides - each number with every last drop of juice mercilessly jammed out of it.For the hardcore,bury-me-with-the-records Black Crowes nutcase,it must seem like heaven.For the rest of us,it seems like an eternity before they play something we recognise,and then it's a slowed-down and,yes,jammed out version of 'Sting Me'. It doesn't even need to be said that the musicianship is astonishing.When they play 'High Head Blues',it sounds exactly like your CD copy,only much louder.Marc Ford,despite looking like the most stoned human being alive,peels out the most delicious little slide solos imaginable,and the basslines of Johnny Colt - who resembles a particularly stern young Amish gentleman - are so on the mark you can hardly notice them at all.But for most of the gig,you're left impressed and bursting with admiration,but some way short of being entertained.And when some wag calls ot 'Play something with a chorus in it!',you want to marry him and have his children immediately.F**king great albums,though. LIAM SHEILS Most Rocking Moment:A stunning harmony-laden version of 'Remedy' Least Rocking Moment:The absence of most of their best tunes' Best Onstage Quote;"Take that shit outside!"- Chris Robinson,as the evening's first would-be stage-diver is bundled away by security. Vedict:Frustrating